Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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