The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i think i just lost a toe
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