found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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