When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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