He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
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I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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