you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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