remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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