She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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