If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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