butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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