Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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