OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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