I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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