Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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