Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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