Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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