Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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