in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
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I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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