I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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