Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
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we made out on top of his cat.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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