alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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