its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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