I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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