I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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