toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I party with great urgency now.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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