Pappa wants mamma naked
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
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