I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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