normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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