Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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