No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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