Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
We have started to decorate penises.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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