Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
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Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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