He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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