you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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