I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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