In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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I wish there were birth control emojis
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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