Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
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I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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