Will you blow on my dice?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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