remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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