Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
We are two peas in an std pod
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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