she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
i just google imaged poop.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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