So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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