he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
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Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
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