I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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