honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize