woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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