I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
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