At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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