she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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