remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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