Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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