Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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