I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Randomize
