That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
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Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
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So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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