I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
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