I think I just saw someone hide a body.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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