there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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